Oh Canada!

If any nations peoples on this earth should be shocked and awed these past few days, it is the citizens of Canada. Canadians are generally viewed as ultra liberal, mild mannered northern neighbors with no worries. Why, they are not like their southern neighboring, the imperialist regime of the United States -- a country where half the citizens are held captive by a rouge president who many critics insists cannot pronounce the word nuclear and who is said to have stolen not one, but two elections from the sainted liberals! Was it no wonder, ponders those captive university professors and students, that a group of peaceful Muslims felt compelled to borrow a few planes, fly them into a building or two chock full of imperialist American Nazi's all because that president and the people were - of all things - conservatives!

So why are these peaceful Muslims attempting to blow up Canada?

What did Canada do?

One can understand why they would attack and blow up the United Kingdom, why, that country actually has more colonies than the United States (let us not discount the Imperialistic French regime either) - but Canada? Canada is that peaceful, pot smoking, hockey playing, tree-hugging, US army-deserter friendly, fashion conscious, somewhat fridged, always pleasant and especially tolerant, maple leafed nation.

What gives? Why are Muslims angry with Canada

It's placed neatly in the West and did nothing more than the United States to incur this wrath - that's what.

Historically speaking, Islam is a religion invented and based upon a general's rise to power. If Mohammed could round up the nomadic Arabic tribes and control them by telling them that seventy two virgins would great them in heaven every time they murders a few Jews, Christians and then gained more wealth and status for the caliph, and best of all, he talked to God, why not call it an actual religion - and tack the word peace on for good measure.

The modern Iranian, Saudi, what-have-you, Muslim (include American and Canadian and British in that mix) is taught from an early age that the United States and all of Europe as well as any other country that allows the following to exist should be attacked, attached and converted to Islam. If the inhabitants don't convert, they can always pay a tax and suffer the consequences. There is zero tolerance.

Muslims are taught to hate the following: pork (it's the other white meat), homosexuals, women who might be uncovered, Christians, freedom of speech, journalists who might report on said peaceful religion, and oh, any culture that smacks of creativity and progress. In other words, Muslims hate everything that a raging liberal like an RFKennedy, Jr. or Nancy Pelosi, stand for.

Canada is big on the hate radar precisely because they are so liberal. One must admire the fact that the Canadian Mounted Police were able to uncover this plot that spanned seven liberal nations all without the help of an organization such as the ACLU!

Is it any wonder that when elections roll around in the United States, Texans (who by pronounce nuclear in much the same manner as the current President), do well - along with anyone who has a firm grasp of the situation, or roughly 54% of the country, regardless of how many times a Massachusetts liberal spouts conspiracy theories about stolen elections?

On this 6th day of the 6th month of the two thousand and sixth year (how do they get 666 out of that number?), it is with some certainty that conservatives in every country are growing in numbers and, regardless of limited, skewed polls, they will continue to win elections and liberals will continuo to cry foul. Or become a science fiction movie producer and go Hollywood, as in Al Gore's case!

Kudos to Canada's finest for uncovering what certainly would have been horrific suffering upon innocents and shame on those so blinded by hate, jealously over lost elections and ideology that they continue to cast aspersions upon the US Military and denounce the country that allows them the ability to be: John Kerry, or over the ledge stupidly arrogant.

Associated Press gives the skinny on those peaceful peoples living in Canada.

God Bless America and God Save the Queen!